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Laguna Beach shark bit a GoPro, later uploaded footage to SharkTok.
Venice Beach shark got a sunburn and took it out on the next guy.
At Myrtle Beach, shark bit a guy in a red Speedo. Claimed “he asked for it.”
At Santa Monica, shark circled a paddleboarder, waiting for a better song to play.
Shark at Coney Island found biting humans more satisfying than the roller coaster.
At Pismo Beach, victim was attempting underwater cosplay. Shark bit the costume first.
Shark at Malibu bit a surfer, then spat him out—too much coconut oil.
At Miami Beach, the shark bit a guy live-streaming his abs. “I thought it was performance art,” it said.
Pismo Beach bite happened during Shark Week promo. “Method acting,” said shark.
At Santa Monica, shark tried to Venmo victim mid-bite.
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